I am diving off the grid

I am sick and tired of dealing with the city and the government. I have had the city planning department and EPA called on me for building stuff in my garage and doing airbrush art numerous times. They came on 2 occasions. My neighbors backyard is a high school ... specifically the pool! Not quiet during daylight, ever (summer....POOL!), and I had never so much as had a request to be quiet. Call the police like decent cowardly human beings (come on... a jigsaw is the loudest thing I do, but I told them to tell me if I am being to loud!).

I'm out. My family just purchased a 38 spot in Leggett. It is basically a plot in the forest, right off 101N. No driveway yet, but a good driver in a 2 wheel drive truck can make in and out if its dry.
There is a small structure on it. But it isn't anything that can be inhabited yet, Eddy Bauer cabin tent will be home.

I will have to MAKE everything I am not donated and it is OFF grid. I am broke broke. My debt collectors stopped calling, I get about ONE beer a week and my mother let's me eat her food, I sacrifice a beer for deodorant (after a while...wtf would you choose?) Broke. Brokedy broke broke broke. Lots of cool stuff... not a cent or a lender stupid enough to give credit.

This is going to awesome. I hate the woods my BEST friend said....
"Wow, you're the ONE person I know who CAN NOT rough it."


Good thing can't and won't are two different things. So this is it, FUCK GEORGE BUSH(s).

I'll be rich in a year, I'm a hog and I will do it with style.